{"id":6842,"date":"2026-04-13T17:42:18","date_gmt":"2026-04-13T17:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/?p=6842"},"modified":"2026-04-13T17:42:18","modified_gmt":"2026-04-13T17:42:18","slug":"one-day-an-old-lady-went-to-the-doctor-one-day-an-old-lady-went-to-the-doctors-because-she-had-an-itch-in-her-crotch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/?p=6842","title":{"rendered":"\u201cOne day an old lady went to the doctor One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She told the doctor her problem and he said, \u201cYou have the crabs\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor said, \u201cYou probably have the crabs\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo\u201d she said, \u201cI am an eighty year old virgin.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said, \u201cDoctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Don\u2019t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It can not be the crabs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor said, Jump on the table and let\u2019s have a look.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAfter examining the doctor proclaimed, \u201cMa\u2019am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"572\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-347.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6843\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-347.png 572w, https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-347-168x300.png 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 572px) 100vw, 572px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, \u201cYou&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6844,"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842\/revisions\/6844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsnowtrendi.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}